wrong way jose

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors

That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.

by Bike Man November 12, 2009

way to pull a Katie

A phrase used when a female kicks, punches, or conducts any physical harm to a male's genitalia, usually with copious amounts of alcohol involved. If the victim is met with an excruciating pain or it is his first encounter with pain in his genitals, he is likely to receive an apologetic cake with a hand-crafted, Laffy Taffy penis on top.

Victim: I don't know why...she just punched me in the balls!
Onlooker: Way to pull a Katie

by definitely not katie April 22, 2011

The Long Way Text

Commonly refered to when your texting someone and they use propper grammer for each sentence.

The Long Way Text: Hello Matt, I will be there at 1:00.
See you soon.

by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 25, 2010

Chocolate Wizz Way

When a mans dick gose up someones arse it is classed as going up the chocolate wizz way.

"Can i do you up the chocolate wizz way?"

by Laura Hopkins January 12, 2008

Long Way Threeway

When one member of a long distance relationship has sex with another person and Skypes their significant other.

Pam is dating Betty, who lives in another state, and was horny so he decided to have a long way threeway while ramming a Slampiece.

by P.A.N.B. February 26, 2013

One way nigga

A member of African american descent that will call all his buddies and himself a nigga , but when a Caucasian friend calls him a nigga , he gets down right upset ...and could lead to stepping and stunting

So last Friday everything was going great at the bar with me and Omod until Jason called him a nigga . Now he's in jail for assault , fucking one way nigga .

by DJ robanski October 14, 2016

Milky Way Special

n. Milky Way Special(/ˈmilkē wā ˈspeSHəl/): The act of being anally penetrated. Often causes a throbbing and lacerating pain in the rectum. This may require medical attention as it leads to extreme constipation.

That monkey is definitely getting the Milky Way Special when he is imprisoned.

by scoodilypoop December 31, 2017