Jabba Wank

Wanking whilst playing with your ringer

Last night i had a jabba wank, i fingered my shitter whilst wanking

by MrKipling1980 February 12, 2010

pan wank

the act of masterbating (wanking) on the toilet pan

i'm just going to have a pan wank

by yellow6a December 15, 2010

Wank stew

When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew

Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew

by Ruajohn February 12, 2019

wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Arm Wank

The process of holding on to someones arm and whilst walking an up and down movement is made

You do realise you are giving me an arm wank?

by jzachary October 18, 2010

Gypsy Wank

Masturbating with your hand covered in shit.

My mother was pleased to walk in on me whilst I was having a gypsy wank.

by Ryisheodheb August 1, 2017

Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.

"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"

by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018