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Urban Dictionary

A website for horrible people to define things.
Joe: Hey look up Russian Candy Cane on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: OK

TWO MINUTES LATER
Bill: OMG who the fuck who wrote that
by Hannibal lecter December 25, 2014
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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019
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Urban swirl

A sexual position in witch a male has two other people (male/female) on each testical moving there toung in a clockwise motion for total pleasure of the male
Yo last night I got those two bitches to give me an "urban swirl" at the party.
by B.m.r.k September 2, 2013
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Urban dissin'ary

This is the subset of Urban dictionary, where definers use definitions to vent their spite for a certain group of people, whether or not the word being defined is actually relevant. Definers will either make up a word (like I just did) or worse, piggyback on another word, and then begin spewing their hateful commentary. In my opinion, rather than polluting the definition, these people should just start a blog and say "I can't stand people who dress like X and come from Y and think of themselves as Z" and follow it up with some more penetrative commentary.

Often someone will express their distaste for something by attempting to coin a derogatory term for people who like that thing. Rather than simply state that they think that Edgar Meyer is a pedestrian musician, they try to characterize someone who would listen to Edgar Meyer as an ignorant philistine.

The definition you are reading may seem like an example, but it has the following important distinction: it describes the action that people that annoy me do. I am not implicitly asserting that other characterists correlate to committing such an action. I am not saying that people who do this wear Calvin Klein jeans, listen to Benny Goodman, come from a certain rural regions east of Duvall WA, or drive a metallic green Japanese hybrid vehicle.
OK, this does belong in the Urban dissin'ary.
by FineHall December 14, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

The website the user currently views.
by My bestie is a baddie November 7, 2022
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