tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.

Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'

by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016

Tickledadick

New York Times Best Seller; Ceasar Millans Fourth Top selling Dog Training manual"Tickle The Dick; Obedience Training 101", Where he uses his world renown dog whispering techniques.

A sexual act; Gently caressing, lightly stroking, while sensually exhaling on the the vast majority of the male reproductive organ as a sign of dominance.

Also a common terminology/act used when describing the initiation process of becoming an active member of the street gang known as the "CRIPS"

Yo Nigga You Tryna get PUT DOWN? You betta tickledadick den Bitchassnigga!
Dat nigga cant roll with us, his tickledadick game WACK....

by B0vic3 January 31, 2017

Tickley Steel Hump

The thrust of an angry man during sexual infercourse while he is shouting "I am Iron man" and the other person involved is laughing.

"Hey Naomi, want to come round mine for a tickley steel hump?"

by XxCoolKidxX69 February 3, 2017

tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 25, 2017

Tickledeucse

An amazing fucked up person whose name was made up by lil' Marco in the early 21st century. A tickledeucse is a person who is often very weird.

Dude stop being so weird!
-I can't .
Damn you are such a tickledeucse, you are always being weird!

by Tickledeucse May 23, 2017

tickled the turnip

Female masturbation.

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips May 31, 2017

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017