Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

You're the Man Steve

This is the highest social class you can be. This is the peak. This establishes more dominance than climbing stairs 3 at a time and even winning a Nerf war at the age of 40. This will make your grandpa smile and your grandma will be down on her knees.. watering the plants of course, no innuendo there Steve.

Hey Pedro, I just ate Eminem's bootyhole.

"Dang you're the man Steve!"
Thanks Pedro, hop on Fortnite real quick?

by Tyrannous aunt June 10, 2019

kiss the crap out of your gf

Kiss her every time u see her even if u get in trouble. DO IT ANYWAYS!! WHO CARES

Anthony:kisses gf every time he sees her

Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf

by it’s anonymous people now... November 3, 2019

Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

You are the sock around my heart

This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.

Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart

Boyfriend: marry me

by I’m the sock around your heart November 11, 2020

You ain’t got the bread

A somewhat defined as weirdness

Man1. Do you play video games

Man2. No
Man1.you ain’t got the bread

by My friend Kole May 17, 2021