Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

A big long willy

It’s very scrumptious, long and juicy.

Willy lover: Have you heard of a big long willy?
Boob lover: yeah it’s a good!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

reversed wet willy

the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth

Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore

by ithinkimst0ned October 2, 2017

willy wop wop

A bunch on nonsense

Friend-“ Everyone said you got suspended from school”

Me-“ girl that’s just a bunch of willy wop wop”

by Nonsense that isn’t true December 16, 2018

pickled willy cheese

When a man has collected dick cheese and pickled it.

Jimmy:" I fancy some pickled willy cheese."
Tim:"Would you like some if mine? It's Brent pickling for 4 months."
Jimmy:"Oh gee oh golly yes please!"

by Willycheeseconsumer November 16, 2022

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022