Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

Evan

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.

"Shut up evan you annoying dude"

by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025

Evan

Evan's usually are nice guys, evan's usually are popular and there nick name can be there name spelled backwards, (nave) they are sensitive so be nice, they like to joke around so dont take things seriously all the time, but when they are serious they can snap at you but just for a moment, they are willing to trust you but not with feeling about people only the feelings about people that they dont like, if they like them they keep it a secret, but if they tell it to who they trust and they spill the beans he wont rrust you anymorw and he will do anything to say its a joke or something else or it could really just be that, evans are great guys dont misslead them.

Guy1: did you hear that guys new nick name its so cool

Guy2: ya the nick name nave i wish i had a nick name like that or just that nick name in general

Guy3: I bet his name is evan

by HaJustDoodle June 18, 2017