by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021
Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.
After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.
by geminate June 09, 2024
Hangin out wit you bitches in the hotel room watching wheel of fortune and family feud at night going to bed at 7pm getting your feels not hurt
by Alleyoop42 March 08, 2018
Refers to someone who clearly doesn't know how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "frisky bed energy".
Erica: "So Brad thinks that women are only good for sex, cooking, and cleaning."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
Janet: "Eww. Dump him. That is some dead bed energy."
by TulipKitten November 01, 2021
by Mr.UnderARock October 13, 2023
Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
by twinzzlove2 March 16, 2014