Bunk Bed

Versatile

I’m a top and a bottom. I’m a bunk bed.

by troller330 June 9, 2018

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.

My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.

Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀

by I just got so emo I fell apart April 27, 2024

SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.

Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.

by Bumbelina August 24, 2016

pink bed

A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.

Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.

by Jetspenny October 17, 2019

GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.

DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021