The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:
-mild: oh, that's interesting
-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
-mild: oh, that's interesting
-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"
"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
by rasta shoes December 24, 2016
A.) Dont squirt me with the hose, you taco hole!
B.) Look at that taco hole, my taco fits perfectly.
B.) Look at that taco hole, my taco fits perfectly.
by B429 January 31, 2009
A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 08, 2009
The act of placing taco making materials in between a large breasted girls tits, and nom noming all night long.
by TacoKing0192 January 24, 2011
by The Shirt Cock January 22, 2011
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