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Jordan

She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.
"Help Jordan out they need a hug."
by oklovechild October 25, 2019
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Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.
“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”
by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.
Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.
by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022
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Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.
Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.
by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021
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Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.
by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex
"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"
by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021
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Jordan

a man who has been through a lot, and is nonchalant at first but will begin to open up as time goes by he's a very caring man on the inside and notices alot even if it seems he doesn't care
by capposzn May 9, 2022
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