Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Fruit by the foot fun

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up on a penis to add flavor to a blowjob.

"Honey you need to go to the store so we can do some fruit by the foot fun tonight."

by Skeleton Hunter January 4, 2023

Fruit Loop

Somebody who is fruity or corny. They say or do stupid stuff

“Damn, he asked her to prom like that? What a fruit loop”

by Youngith Niggith July 30, 2017

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018