California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.

I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!

by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022

Troy High School California

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute

Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.

by ded server mod September 14, 2022

California bullshit

Nonsensical practices, concepts, ideas, food etc. which is predominant amongst areas such as California. Usually defy common sense.

Made popular by The Sopranos.

Jake: Did you hear about this new pizza place? They’re serving gluten free pizza made from cauliflower!

Naomi: Pizza, made from cauliflower? I don’t want to have anything to do with this California Bullshit!

by Phil Retardo September 23, 2022

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

Texas, California

The server for amberhub.com is based off.

Hello, I'm from Texas, California

by P1_Dex January 1, 2022

California

The state burning to the ground with communists and sprite drinking rappers.

I went to California but soon left because it was a danger to my mental health.

by LDOGG55 January 11, 2022