California Gold Digger

This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.

Here is an example in a work environment:

You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.

by Anon2789 January 13, 2021

California snowball

A mixture of calcium acetate and ethanol. Burns extremely well.

Dr Carson: Thomas burnt himself while playing with California snowballs.

by The Almighty Dr. Goose January 31, 2021

california broke

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

by rmurill1 February 6, 2021

California condo

A vehicle bought and used primarily for residential purposes

Times are hard but at least I have a California condo.

by Balls2Wall February 15, 2021

California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021

California Middle Class

A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.

Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster

The mom wears way too much makeup

And the dad is an idiot

"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"

by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021

California

California the Texas wannabe's

fuck you Oklahoma you're next , you'll get it worse than California

by thatonekidfromTexas February 25, 2021