California loser highlight reel

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California

A dangerous, liberal hell-hole, pro-crime, anti-police, anti-business, over-taxed, expensive, politically corrupt, government-dictated/strangled, US state, where even Democrats are fleeing in droves.

Elon Musk said on Sunday on Twitter that he would pay more than $11 billion in taxes this year. “California used to be the land of opportunity and now it is... becoming more so the land of sort of overregulation, overlitigation, overtaxation,” he said, adding that it is “increasingly difficult to get things done” in California.

by Sharon DePussy January 22, 2022

Jinx California

Typically, 2 or more people will say the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. and then proceed to say "jinx" and count from 1 to 10. To save time, you can say "jinx california" because they already have 10 letters. The rules in regular jinx still apply here. Just that you can add "california" to the end of jinx to beat the person you've said the same word, phrase, sentence, etc. with.

"Shut up."
"Shut up."

"Jinx California! (skip counting 1 to 10 out loud)"

by Peacherino December 28, 2021

California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.

Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

California

Ahh Yes, Land Of White Tesla’s, Fire’s, Log Cabin’s That Sell Like Shit Selling For The Price Of A Luxury Villa In Virginia Probably, Angry Mom’s And Texas-Hater’s

“California Suck’s”

by Zaviro March 25, 2022

California Waterbed

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.

I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

by The4house January 30, 2022