Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.

Vietnam won on paper.

by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024

Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

paper clip

A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.

average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world

by journytou February 17, 2020