by MuslamicRayguns July 04, 2014
Your buddy falls asleep, then you tea-bags their eye sockets, then you punch them in the stomach when you are in position, then the tea-bagee slams their head forward right in to the ass of the tea-bagger.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
It's a quadruple threat once the "Pink Eye Surprise" kicks in from the fecal matter that got in your buddies eye.
by Big Dong Hong Kong April 15, 2010
When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!
Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog
by kinky bastard June 12, 2009
After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
by Mr horrible nasty guy May 06, 2010
A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.
I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.
by cracky jacky August 11, 2009
The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
by incarcerator February 26, 2014
The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox
Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.
Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico
Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico
by MrSilva800 June 16, 2011