suicidalness

a condition that shows you are suicidal; tends to go away after eating chickfila.

gosh, my suicidalness just dropped after that delicious chickfila burger!

by tater_tot_ November 24, 2023

Suicided

A murder in which the victim is made to appear as if it has killed itself.
Basically, when someone is murdered in way to make it appear as if he had killed himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself; he was suicided.

by Whatecer. April 22, 2022

Suicide Shoe

It was a shoe on the sidewalk. Nobody wanted it. It killed itself. Its now floating in the river.

Oh hey look, theres a suicide shoe in the river.

by CheetahDoesWords September 17, 2025

Phone Suicide

You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone

q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"

by MrMaul10 October 17, 2021

Suicidal empathy

When someone has so much empathy towards the wrong people that it ends up putting them in danger.

"We should let this group of terrorists into our country"

"Another moron with suicidal empathy"

by Sograt October 23, 2025

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

Suicide

Definition of Suicide (Entry 1 of 3) 1a: The act of taking one's own life voluntarily or intentionally or an example b: Self-harm Political Suicide C: APOPTOSIS Cell Suicide 2. A person who commits suicide or attempts suicide. Suicidal Adjective Definition of Suicide (Entry 2 of 3): Related to or related to suicide. Suicide; Definition of Suicide Suicide (Entry 3 of 3) intransitive verb: to commit suicide transitive verb: to push (oneself) to the brink of death

I am so happy she commited suicide she should of done it early after I impregnated her ass while I was drunk.

by LEGALISE_PIRACY June 5, 2022