2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
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A retard "You see, people need to stop talking.... So, I can CONTINUE to talk... About my religion... Which is an incest suffering slavery cult..."
Hym "Yeah, no, does that not lend credence to my claim that the basis for religion is the inherent solipsism of man? Because not talking does nothing to effect what's going on here..."
Dr. Retard McGee "You see, well, reality is perception. So... You got to change your perception of what is happening... FROM what's happening... TO something else entirely... And that something else... Makes you say words... That don't make me feel bad... About your situation. And then that's reality."
Hym "Yeah, no, does that not lend credence to my claim that the basis for religion is the inherent solipsism of man? Because not talking does nothing to effect what's going on here..."
Dr. Retard McGee "You see, well, reality is perception. So... You got to change your perception of what is happening... FROM what's happening... TO something else entirely... And that something else... Makes you say words... That don't make me feel bad... About your situation. And then that's reality."
by Hym Iam June 3, 2024
Get the Stop talking mug.When you need to stop at a service station or supermarket whilst on the motorway due to an unfortunate case of the shits. It seemed like a good when you decided to have Indian food for dinner last night, but now you have to deal with the squity consequences. When needing a Squit Stop you will unfortunately have to stop at every opportunity to cleanse your bowels. If you do end up with the Squits and are heading on a long journey then it is recommended that you bring multiple pairs of underwear due to the shittyness of the situation.
Chuck: Man, thats the third gas station we've stopped at, are you okay?
Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.
Chuck: Have you get extra pants?
Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon
Chuck: That's grim
Hank: Not good man, I'm sorry but I keep needing to take squit stops. I will always love Del Taco but Del Taco will never love me.
Chuck: Have you get extra pants?
Hank: No, I am gonna have to resort to a Shart Tampon
Chuck: That's grim
by Sieffy April 5, 2013
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1. The type of sign millennials ignore driving their cars.
2. The type of sign millennials ignore in bed.
2. The type of sign millennials ignore in bed.
Person 1: Justin B needs to Stop.
Person 2: I love how he got out of jail. He has too many fans to be locked up!
Person 1: Hey Siri, find bridges near me.
Person 2: I love how he got out of jail. He has too many fans to be locked up!
Person 1: Hey Siri, find bridges near me.
by GeekyTrashman February 2, 2017
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