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Jefferson Starfish

When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.
My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
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Commit Starfall

Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.

Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
by Langcaster June 14, 2025
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Atlantic City Starfish

When a couple is having sexual intercourse, and the male takes a starfish and shoves it in the girls vagina while she screams " Uhnnn Yah ". Then removes it and shoves it in the back of her head.
Damn, I gave my girl a nice Atlantic City Starfish last night.
by Mohandas Ghandi October 12, 2010
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Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.
Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011
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Fist to Starfish

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."
by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011
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chocolate covered starfish

When you shit on a boring girl during sex, and she's still unresponsive.
I had to throw that chocolate covered starfish in the shower after we were done.
by Haloyoyo September 14, 2013
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to relax the chocolate starfish

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.
by RedpillDude May 29, 2020
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