Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

Spider

Lowering your voice and making yourself seem insignificant to make someone feel bad for something they've done. To 'spider' someone.

Don't spider me man no! Sit here now dammit!

by TheVincinerator June 16, 2010

spider spinner

A spider spinner is a 12 sided 12 inch dildo that lights up and changes colors from red to blue to green to purple to black to orange,the spider spinner is usually covered in semen from adult penguins and other species of birds,the reason most people don't buy spider spinners is because ,it makes your pussy green and wide ,so then it looks like a Rick and morty portal , and if you go in the portal it takes you to a down town hood where there's prostitutes instead of police and have bags of cocaine in the candy stores,the only way to get back out of the Rick and morty portal it to find a fat ass penguin with a big sock and jump in side his ass hole.....and that's a ,spider spinner

That girl can take a spider spinner

by The masts definer January 28, 2018

stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy

“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”

by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023