Spicy cheese ring

When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.

Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.

by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023

sofos perma ring

when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction

bro i was sofos perma ringing this kid and he satrted crying as if he say a riginos ranked carrier

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 19, 2022

Grants Lucky Ring

A silver ring givin to Grant by a good friend of his. This ring has alot of value to Grant.

A great ring indeed.

by Some chick July 1, 2004

Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.

Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring

by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021

Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022