A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.
by Annamay November 18, 2018
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by Hitso November 29, 2017
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by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023
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Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011
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"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015
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by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021
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