dirty patryk

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.

Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.

by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022

beef patty fatty latty

It is when a dog with a bbl eats a krabby patty then proceeds to shit in your mouth with no hesitation or warning whatsoever

Guy 1: hey did you walk your dog today?
Guy 2: yeah I ran out of disposable bags so I just let him drop a mean beef patty fatty latty in my mouth
Guy 1: damn bro that’s litty…….I’m moist

by Mr.YoUnGdAGgErDiCkAsHaRdAsBrik March 29, 2022

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

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by seudonymseudonymseudonymseudon May 29, 2022

The Patty Defense

Coined by the esteem Dr. Reginald Margert Pattison described as taking the definition of a word & changing it something else in order to make it mean what you want it to mean. First used in the Alaskan World Fair of 1939

Person 1: "What's up bitch?"
Person 2: "Woah, that's rude!"
Person 1: "No, by bitch I mean friend"
Person 2: "That's the Patty Defense"

by danthestep June 1, 2022

Texas Patty Cake

The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.

Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.

by Unsupervised Adult July 2, 2022

Krabby Patty

When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.

Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.

by epichacker69 July 28, 2022