Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

potato lyfe

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

potato vision

Technical term for attaching a potato to the receiver/antenna of an old TV in order to pick up television channels more clearly.

Just one large potato and in no time you’ll be watching snowy cbc games and sometimes, even the French channel comes in on potato vision.

by Captratbeard May 3, 2020

Hot potato

A game where normally 3-5 people sit naked in a circle and pass around a flaming hot but plug and they play hot potato with it. Whoever loses has to shove it up their ass

John: Did y’all go to Jessica’s party last night

Mike: Yeah we played hot potato

by Big.Daddy.Dungus August 3, 2020

Master Potato

MASTER POTATO OF AMONG US IF YOUR READING THIS WHY HAVE YOU LEFT SO ABRUPTLY YOUR ENTIRE COLONY RELIES ON YOU PLEASE RETURN TO US ASAP

MASTER POTATO ,CC AND I ARE WAITIN

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) October 12, 2020

Potato-Headed.

When someone looks like the parts of their face don't belong together, as if another person added random face pieces.

It looks like he's potato-headed.

by hiericas October 2, 2012