Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Hashed Potatoes

Potatoes mixed and mashed with butter, milk, white pepper, salt and a ten deal of marijuana.
Fills you up. Fucks you up.

I'm hungry. And bored. Hashed Potatoes anyone?

Hell yeah.

Score me in.

My face still hasn't been handed to the authorities.

Hashed it is.

by SakuraMusic June 14, 2007

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019

Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019

Slav Potato

So basically if you are a slav guy meaning you drink vodka instead of water and do the slav sit wherever you can and you talk in a russian accent constantly, you are slav. But you have to be a lazy slav which makes you a potato. So a lazy slav is a slav potato

Just came back from Russia and saw a Slav Potato near the airport

by aright imma head out September 24, 2019

litski potatoes

a word so godly that its perfect to use in any conversation. mostly known for describing a hype and or lit function, its versatility is so unique that anyone can express it their own way.

*gets paid*
just got paid .. LITSKI POTATOES !!

*stubs toe*
FUCK BRO, that shit hurtski potatoes

*ugly thot slides in your DMs*
lmao my G, you must exit my DMs rn you so grosski potatoes i might throw upski potatoes

by BillyB InTheCut August 31, 2016

Master Potato

MASTER POTATO OF AMONG US IF YOUR READING THIS WHY HAVE YOU LEFT SO ABRUPTLY YOUR ENTIRE COLONY RELIES ON YOU PLEASE RETURN TO US ASAP

MASTER POTATO ,CC AND I ARE WAITIN

by BOTHAMCS CLAN (KEWL GORLS) October 12, 2020