one eyed pirate 

when receiving head, right before you cum, poke your lady in the eye, kick her in the shin and then gizz down her throat. resulting in a hop on one leg, one eye closed tight and a gargling arrhhhggg noise coming from her throat.

It was my amusement for the night when I made my girlfriend a one eyed pirate.

one eyed pirate by Mckaytrio January 29, 2008

One of them 

Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"

"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"

"Fuck off yer knobhead!"

No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?

One of them innit!

One of them by Benncm January 13, 2011

one-eyed willy 

A Goonies favorite. This is when you cum in a girl's eye, kick her in the shin, and run away as if you set off a series of booby traps. The desired effect is to get her hopping on one leg while holding the other, and covering one of her eyes with her free hand. Resembling the famous pirate (or Mama Fratelli if she's fat). Arrgh!

Last night at the frat party, this girl was so drunk and fugly, I ended up one-eyed willying her.

one-eyed willy by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005

one butan

describing a mac..

macs, lol

person1: my mac rules
person2: no it doesn't, it can't play games
person1: ...
person2: ONE BUTAN!
person1: :ssj:

one butan by completely|deck April 7, 2005

One for the stink and two for the pink

Also known as the shocker. Inserting the middle and index finger into the beaver and the pinky finger into the cleaver. The name shocker comes from the SHOCK the chick gets when the pinky is inserted in her ass.

Jack gave Jill one for the stink and two for the pink, and it was good.

One for the stink and two for the pink by SpanishHizbo August 30, 2005

One-shot 

A graphic novel or OAV that has no sequils or following volumes.

"It's too bad this book was a one-shot. It had such a promising story line."

"Too bad the movie was a one-shot. It would have made a great series."

One-shot by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

One word, another word 

Often used in college dorm rooms in which an excesive amount of people are using up all the seats. To ensure your seat upon return from grabbing your beer you claim one word, another word, stating you kill the person who takes your seat. code of conduct.

sitting
get up
"one word, another word."
beer
sit down

One word, another word by mung March 10, 2005