by Mr Jessop May 11, 2010
After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
by Randy May December 27, 2023
When You Manouvering Towards Acquiring Guap Or You Are Getting Guap
So We Say You Getting Up And Pushing
So We Say You Getting Up And Pushing
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Looker1: Exactly, Lets Go Get With Him.
Looker2 : Yeah Girl You Got That Right Plus I I Like The The Fact That He Is Getting Up And Pushing And Not Just Talking.
Looker1: Exactly, Lets Go Get With Him.
by Kay Kano November 14, 2022
by Cherrytopper July 12, 2024
by Cherrytopper July 12, 2024
When the doer puts a dick in the gap between each finger, and pushes, thusly pushing 8 dicks at once.
by CHARLES THE VIII May 06, 2007
In web development, when a web developer requires to see changes made in code quickly, they use applications that provide the mechanism called Hot Code Push. Applications or libraries that support this mechanism offer quicker development. This mechanism is mostly seen to be in use during front-end Web Development or web designing.
"As a Web Designer I rely on gruntJs a lot as it speeds up my work due to its hot code push functionality. Restarting the server after every change used to be real hectic."
by kingHacker January 05, 2017