Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.

I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.

by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009

Redding,CT

Redding, CT is truly a hidden gem. It is centrally located within Fairfield County making a trip to either Norwalk or Danbury easy and has a unique tie to high finance with Alfred Winslow Jones, credited with forming the first modern hedge fund, being a former resident. Some very wealthy people who have lots of acreage as well as upper middle class families. Does not have the same ostentation as some other Fairfield County towns. Great public school system as well as close to Exceptional Private Schools. A trip to NYC is not as easy as Greenwich but, it is close enough. NYC is highly overrated anyway.

Redding,CT is a luxury Vermont within commuting distance to NYC.

by Alfred Winslow Jones February 28, 2022

red blumpkin

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

by zallirog July 22, 2015

red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.

“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”

by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022

so red

A phrase used in a derogatory or complimentary way to insult or praise one or more rednecks for their actions or belongings.

The way Jimmy drives his house is so red.
Billie's mullet is so red, I wonder who did it?

by Oak Ridge Boy January 24, 2020

red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot

Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!

by GMaeE December 26, 2021