sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

paper popper

a loud easy prank made out of paper

i just pranked my mom so bad with my paper popper fukc

by charlesrp16 June 1, 2017

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020

Paper Jimmy

A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.

"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."

"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."

by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020

paper smart

When you take knowledge off of a paper

I at an A on the test I’m paper smart.

by Jamesssssss____ October 5, 2018

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021

Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021