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Dick Munch

Being totally inconsiderate and rude. Extremely mean. Dont care about anyone but themselves.
by Jessee July 29, 2005
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Weed Dick

"Weed dick" occurs when a man experiences erectile dysfunction due to smoking too much pot.
He was about to have sex with Nicole, but he had a bad case of "weed dick."
by Lord Menes November 24, 2015
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button dick

A word coined on the ShockTalk Internet Radio podcast where a guy has a penis that is so small that when not erect it looks like a button. Great word for penis humiliation!
Hey there sweetie, I just love your little button dick. Would you like me to give it a little tug?
by Karin King December 29, 2007
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Glitter Dick

"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"
by I am a bic pen March 8, 2018
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decca dick

The impotence caused by the ABUSE of the steroid molecule, nandrolone decanoate,commonly known by it's brand name, Deca-Durabolin, including testicular atrophy. Meaning, you can't get it up. Leading to users stacking (combining) it with testosterone based steroids such as proprionate or enthanate to fix this side effect.
Girl: What's wrong sweet heart?
Guy: I got Decca Dick
Girl: damn it! i told you to use proprionate!
by Elguapeton69 August 24, 2011
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eBay Dick

When a seller from ebay has an item listed for sale,and when you buy it,you won't get your item cause he doesn't actually have it and you won't get your money back.
damn i wanted to buy a really cool Steel Panther t shirt and the son of a bitch wont ship it or give me my money back,that fucking eBay dick.
by EvanXER June 15, 2010
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Dusty Dick

1. When a male has not had intercourse for a long period of time. This is considered to be the cause of a "dusty dick," in which the male's penis is in fact, dusty, from lack of use.

2. To go for a long period of time without intercourse, resulting in a penis covered in dust.

3. To go a long period of time without anything or anyone touching one's penis.

4. A layer of dust covers one's penis boxers. This follows a dry spell.
Maybe, but you're the one with the blue balls and a dusty dick.
by FinNdFerb November 4, 2010
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