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Noob

A Noob is a new person to a game. Used typically in Roblox. If you are a Noob you don't want to learn how to play and like doing it your own way.
Look at Johal, he is such a noob, he doesn't even know how to play!
by Alien84 May 18, 2021
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noob

by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.
You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed
by coolkidksater January 1, 2025
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noob slice

in wow when you kill a noob and chop him up. it is also derived from the word noobius sliceius, a latin word meaning jizz on her face
1.yo, did you see what mat did to that dude on WOW
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane
by babykilla June 11, 2009
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Noob

Definition: Being a beginner, bad at a game or at life in general.

Origin : Stefano
Oh my god you’re such a noob that you kinda ressemble a Stefano
by A Regular Old Guy June 5, 2020
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Noob

One who has the name of Schiavetta or contains a Schiavetta like substance. Also, one who uses the word 1337 (leet or elite) to describe themselves.
Your such a Schiavetta, just look "noob" up on Urban Dictionary.
by Rahiim January 21, 2009
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