a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it
Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...
by imbored1999 June 13, 2022
Get the girlfriendmug. The ultimate paradox wrapped in a hoodie and a messy bun. She's the epitome of 'tough chick' outside, slaying life's challenges with the grace of a ninja and the sass of a stand-up comic. But behind closed doors? Get ready for the rollercoaster ride of emotions that would make even the most seasoned therapist raise an eyebrow.
She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.
Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.
And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
She'll go from zero to 'hangry' in 2.5 seconds flat, with mood swings that could give a hormonal teenager a run for their money. Yet, despite her occasional bouts of irrationality, she'll make your heart swell with a love so profound it's like she's invented her own brand of emotional superglue.
Sure, she'll test your patience with her stubbornness and tease you relentlessly until you're begging for mercy. But in the end, she'll wrap you in a bear hug so tight you'll forget why you were mad in the first place. She's not just your girlfriend; she's your partner-in-crime, your emotional support hotline, and your personal comedian.
And when life gets tough, she'll be your rock, your guiding light in a sea of chaos. With her by your side, you'll feel like you can conquer the world, even if it's just conquering the pile of dishes in the sink. So buckle up, because with her, every day is a wild, hilarious, and utterly unpredictable adventure. But hey, at least you'll never have a dull moment!
Every guy needs a caring girlfriend to keep his life from turning into a sitcom.
Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
Nyan always says he's the 'mastermind,' but we all know it's God, his caring girlfriend, who keeps their ship afloat
by God_is_I May 12, 2024
Get the Caring Girlfriendmug. Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.
Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
Get the Shy guy's 108 girlfriendsmug. “oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
“why?”
“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”
by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021
Get the be extra nice to your girlfriend daymug. A single girl that is friends with a boy who's in a relationship. When the boy's girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. In extreme cases he might call this girl mommy and even block her when he's hanging out with his girlfriend. If he blocks her he will immediately unblock her when he is no longer with his actual girlfriend.
Boy (drunk calls replacement girlfriend): "My girlfriend is asleep so I called you."
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”
Replacement Girlfriend: "Oh, so I'm your replacement girlfriend?"
Boy: “Yeah!”
by Pudgy Monkey December 9, 2023
Get the Replacement Girlfriendmug. where is she?
by Shane63 February 22, 2023
Get the lukes girlfriendmug. A woman that is with a gay man or trans who supports him/her as if they are together but aren't actually together.
An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
An "M.G" may show affection, travel, club, nic name, physically touch, text, bond or hold hands in public. Sexual contact isn't required in this.
This is making me uncomfortable I need my moral girlfriend (M.G) right now.
Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.
My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.
Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
Sorry sweetie this is my moral girlfriend (M.G) I cant talk to you.
My moral girlfriend (M.G.) understands me unlike brock.
Oh this girl? Shes my moral girlfriend (M.G.) , she's there when I need her ,we thrive, but you arent a problem.
by Spiritualbarbi3 April 4, 2022
Get the Moral Girlfriendmug.