I should not have put on these "nut crushers" because they are irritating my balls and everone is looking at my funny!
by Ken357 January 16, 2008
Get the Nut Crushersmug. by 123456782014 November 12, 2014
Get the splash nutsmug. There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.
The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the The Golden Nutmug. by YuhWeOutHere January 2, 2018
Get the celestial nutmug. Guy 1: "Bro, I just busted a popcorn nut in my dog's mouth. I think I need to take her to the vet."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"
by Icantbelieveimsayinthis February 2, 2018
Get the popcorn nutmug. by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020
Get the Tandem nuttingmug. by Bigrid5oh November 14, 2019
Get the hug nutsmug.