Homo Grindus

A person who works a lot, either on himself or is simply a workaholic. Further evolution of man after homo sapiens - homo grindus. The term came into use in the corporate community in Prague, Czech Republic, and from there it spread further into the world.

A: Can Filip join us for a beer this weekend?
B: No, he's working and studying.
A: Yeah, classic Homo Grindus.

by uncle_fresh_here December 1, 2023

Homo provectus

Means “advanced human”. It is used for people with super-human abilities because of the power of technology. People with super-human prosthetic arms (such as the ones from Psyonic) can be called Homo provectus. In the future, advanced armor, mech suits, and cyborgs can all be called Homo provectus.

That prosthetic arm isn’t just Homo sapiens, it’s Homo provectus.

by Word Enthusiast (Yes I am) September 30, 2023

[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

homo screenus

a new species of human, characterized by constant and extensive screen time, evolved rapidly in 21st century

Ironic thst I have to use a screen to define homo screenus

by Jdubs281 January 14, 2023

homo fapper

The latest link in the devolution chain, is kinda like homo faber but instead of making (faber = maker in Latin) is fapping. Usually it is found living in a type of matriarchal social commune called kibbutz. It also lives hidden in urban areas mostly governed by socialists and it names itself woke, marxist, cultural-marxist, antifa, SJW etc. It's very dysgenic genotype also marks it's phenotype appearing ugly, skinny with a very grotesque hooked nose, sometimes surgically altered for mimicry.

The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the newest century are presented each year at the Museum of Natural Science. Year 2024.
Professor Chad Thundercok takes to the stage while the public applauds incessantly. He raises an Aryan hand beckoning total silence, then starts:

- I am here today to unveil to you the latest anthropologic discovery. Thanks to the advancements of OnlyFans reverse video transcriptase we managed to record the elusive beta soyman that consooms the OnlyFans material. He is some sort of homo erectus, although only a minuscule part of him is erect. Very seldom.
- Behold: the Homo Fapper !
- I must warn you: never enter upon its habitat, nor interrupt his fapping activity for you will be in peril of being covered with spontaneous and hazardous goo emissions. They transmit monkey pox, syphilis, AIDS all kinds of homo illnesses. Also, watch this coomer at your own risk, as no amount of cute cat videos will eye bleach your vision.
The watching audience:

- EEWWWW ! While some were asking:
- Why does he have a hooked nose?

Professor Chad Thudercok:
- It's schnozzle it is a clear genetic sign of retardness and inbreeding. Luckily it's also a way to recognize them when they hide amongst ourselves in society, and hopefully one day we will find a solution to cure them. A final one.

by xythras September 24, 2024

Homo-Gendered

Not associated with the male-female gender binary (non-binary), yet romantically attracted to their biological gender

Some guy: What is your sexuality?
Me: Homo-Gendered.

by rawmilkdrinker_ July 4, 2021

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025