Shandris Brain: the intelligence level that everyone wishes they could achieve but are too intimidated to try. The capability of someone with Shandris brain is infinite and most humans cannot fathom how to achieve such status of consciousness
“I wish I had Shandris brain, but I’ve never left this tiny town full of inbred hillbillies so my mind is stunted.”
“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”
“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”
“Maybe if I wasn’t such a judge mental person I could achieve the same enlightenment and have Shandris brain.”
“Oh, you don’t have Shandris brain? I’ll remember to be more patient next time.”
by Delicious_Mistress October 13, 2023
Get the Shandris Brain mug.by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014
Get the Brain Couch mug.When you think really hard about a very, very complicated problem at a rapid rate for a short and intense period of time and then, thankfully, come to a satisfactory answer after which you are complete spent and brain-dead as if "catching your breath".
The reason I'm lying down on the floor in my office is that I found a fatal flaw in the software and had a brain sprint. I think I'm done for the day.
by spiroc0724 July 3, 2018
Get the Brain Sprint mug.A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain
A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.
by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023
Get the Brain Drain mug.When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .
by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022
Get the Goblin Brain mug.The mental state achieved from ingesting William codys 7% alcohol bourbon and colar pre mix drinks in large quantities, typically from an 18 pack brought with social benefits. This state of cognitive function usually results in numerous counts of domestic violence, criminal charges and numerous motor vehicle accidents typically involving a shit box rfb spec r32 Nissan skyline
"Bro what happened to you last weekend?"
"Scodyz brain cuz. bashed the missus and stacked the rfb, got court on Wednesday"
"Scodyz brain cuz. bashed the missus and stacked the rfb, got court on Wednesday"
by Flatline fister October 21, 2018
Get the Scodyz Brain mug.Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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