Rug muncher

Rug muncher means basically you eat pussy that's hairier than king kongs back hair. Also a name for lesbians

Person 1: 'dude did you see that chick?'
Person 2: 'yeah don't worry she's a rug muncher!'

by Rhicass March 1, 2014

Mungle

to cover your Fingers in peanut butter and Stick them up you ass

“Hey dude are you busy tomorrow.”
“Yeah dude I’m gonna mungle myself.”

by LickerOfDaintyFeet March 9, 2019

Monkey Muncher

Women who preform oral sex on one another.

Girl, is she gay?
Not for sure. You're a Monkey Muncher, you should know!

by NaeKay June 29, 2009

munglebump (var. = bunglemump)

1. (n.) A cute animal
2. (n.) The sound made (hypothetically) by any such cute animal.

"Bunglemump" sniffed the puppy abjectly.

by anycon June 23, 2003

muscle head

A muscle head is someone who spends all their energy with their head in a book.

Muscle heads are the guys who you do not like in high school who end up making six figures after you graduate. Brain always wins over Brawn! You go muscleheads!
The musclehead stayed home from the party while we had fun.

by Bonnie Ryan August 17, 2006

Muscle Momma

A man who has more muscle than his friends, also known as a Gavin.

Hey Gavin, or should I say Muscle Momma

by sl;kdfja December 4, 2018

turtle muncher

someone who hassles someone else out on facebook even after they have been asked not to do so.

my friend thinks I'm stringing you along. My friend thinks you're a turtle muncher - I'm no turtle.

by Tweedlepee May 2, 2008