The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.
by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020
Get the Mountain Menmug. Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out
by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025
Get the Russian mountain slidemug. A ten acre “Ranchette” situated on a windswept rock outcropping,
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
where there is nothing to do but look out the window or at the other “inmates”
while waiting for the weekly “supply shuttle” from town.
by MTripod February 19, 2008
Get the Rocky Mountain Alcatrazmug. by El que la caca te saca July 30, 2016
Get the Snowy mountainsmug. by PulpFictionFan94 August 9, 2018
Get the Rocky Mountain Motherfuckermug. If you ask someone who's climbed a big mountain why they did it they will likely say:
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
"Because it's there"
This is the mountaineer mentality. They had no good reason to do it, but they did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey, why the hell did you sleep with my sister?!?
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
Person 2: Because I can.
Person 1: That's some whack ass mountaineer mentality you got there bucko *proceeds to beat the shit out of Person 2*
by Dick334289 November 23, 2022
Get the Mountaineer Mentalitymug. by Milford:) June 4, 2021
Get the Mountain Dewmug.