Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

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Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

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bro-back mountain

When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains

I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.

by Thompison333 February 26, 2021

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Mountain thighs

Mountain thighs are bigger, juicer,thicker,bouncier,jigglier,and more stackable than thunder thighs

"look at that girls mountain thighs!"

by Nathaniel the great December 14, 2024

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Mountain Lean

A mixture of the Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Mountain Dew Voltage soda that creates a purple color and looks very similar to lean but without drugs mixed in.

Max-"Yo are you drinking lean bro?"
Joey-"Nah man it's Mountain Lean it's just soda and it's pretty refreshing."

by MagicCasserole September 29, 2015

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