Michael Phelps

swimming god

Half man, half fish
dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals.
2008 Bejing Olympics where he won 8 gold medals with 7 world records and 1 olympic record.

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. There's no better time to try this than now.
-Michael Phelps

by taweesa March 3, 2011

Michael Garcia

This right here ladies and gentleman is what we like to call "one fly mother fucker". The amount of swag this mighty alpha man has managed to lather every inch of his body with is unpresidented. Being in a room with Mike AKA Mr "I won't remember you but you'll remember me" is like being in a furnace becasuse he's that hot. "panties will fly and knees will buckle" is the saying in this Sacramento natives house.

My daddy Michael Garcia.

by @kingsleepless December 20, 2016

Michael Munro

Michael Munro, world famous panda impersonator known for his drunken antics (orgies, etc.) whilst dressed in a panda suit.

"omg what is the panda doing???"
"Don't worry about it, that's Michael Munro."

by Mr Lu January 6, 2010

Michael Hitt

The sophisticated cousin of Mike Hunt.

Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.

by JimboWales August 20, 2010

michael huggins

a really hot guy , cute, sweet, loads of girls wish they could be he's girlfriend, and is perfect in his own little way xx

{hot} "michael huggins"

by caitlan leigh October 26, 2013

Michael

Michael is a guy that seems like a great match and you could fall head over hills for him but once he gets you under his spell he will make his situation seem like he's the victim and you will feel sorry for him and take him in, living under your roof free of charge once you fall in love with him he will convince you to have a baby with him and cheat on you while you're pregnant and say sorry then you take him back. A couple of months late he starts to do heavy drugs and many more things you end it 5 years down the drain what a waste Michael's are manipulative brainwashing machines that want to make everyone feel sorry for them they have a poor work ethic they want everything handed to them for nothing

My ex Michael is no good

by Tiffany903 April 21, 2018

Michael

Big fat belly nigga

Bruh fucking Michael

by Big booty luh shorty November 16, 2019