When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
by Salvy Blaze April 1, 2011
Get the Mexican Standoffmug. A mexican tornado is when you lay a women on her back with her mouth open. Pour Tequila in her mouth once it is full. Insert your penis and stir the tequila vigorously.
by Ethan Leonard August 17, 2006
Get the Mexican tornadomug. When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.
Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
by Natty Bumco September 5, 2008
Get the mexican flymug. 
by fg46fgjh October 16, 2008
Get the mexican buttmug. 
governator is trying to figure out how to push mexican dung back south of the boarder and still remain governator!
by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006
Get the mexican dungmug.