May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

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May 16th

National kids your boyfriend day
This is a day where you go get ready look nice freshen up your breath and kiss you boyfriend.

Bf: hey it’s May 16th you know what that means..

national kids your boyfriend day
Gf: ok *kisses* there

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the day mi amor was born 😩💍

Girl one: Hey whats today?

Me:mi amors birthday 💍 May 7th 😍

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Let me face plant into your tittys

Me-Hey can I stick my face in your boobs
You- tf no
Me-but it’s may 12th
You-oh ya

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She HAS to listen to her boyfriend all day

Why is she doing what he wants ?
It's may 12 duh she has to listen on may 12

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National give chiara a blow job day!

Jd: its may 16th no wonder I can't find chiara. Everyone is giving her a blow job.
chiara: ahh~

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National tell him you love him day

It’s May 16th, Go tell that one guy your thinking about that you love him.. why not?

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