light skin cult

A Cult addressed to the light skins of the world where Drake is the 6 God and everyone has curly hair, black nike hats, and bomb eyeliner (guys bomb facial hair) with a pretty white smile

"Yo are you part of that light skin cult"

"Yeah bro we got those caramel thotties"

by lightskinthottie October 9, 2016

gotta light the oven

To take a massive shit.

Yo i gotta light the oven.

by Thyun March 19, 2011

Light saber penis

When your fellow team mates in battle chop off your arms and you have to put the light saber between your legs

I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs

by Xander Zoul hey jare-bear ;) April 22, 2016

black light test

Using a black light to test a piece of furniture, clothes, etc. for traces of body fluids

I was gonna buy this couch off Craigslist, but it failed the black light test so I decided to pass.

by Childish Jaredino November 25, 2015

Is there light in your house

How Nigerian girls stylishly say they want to have sex

Is there light in your house?? I want to charge my phone..

by A Broken Boyfriend July 31, 2019

"light the match" song

The song you play as you light the match and walk away from a world you're destroying...as you walk away the world you once knew is bursting into flames behind you, typically in Slow-Mo and only the weak look back.

("light the match" ) is an original term created by Melissa Lewis ™ all rights reserved.)

and i quote... (Venice Venture) by Big Wild is my "light the match" song.

by mroselewis December 6, 2019

paradise by the dashboard light

A euphemism for having sex in a car.

Jenny and Johnny drove up to make out point for a little paradise by the Dashboard light.

by ShovingLeopard October 6, 2016