Went left

The opposite of "it went right"; Circumstances were undesirable.

"My wife left me, I got fired from my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went left"

by ajjjjjjjjjjb July 24, 2024

Lost My Left Shoulder

Use to tell someone that your father passed away.

I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text

by Ryolu April 30, 2023

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 10, 2022

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

by Handy ManWell February 06, 2021

going left

When you going through facebook photos, clicking the left arrow first to see what they looked like years ago.

Going left on Jay Jones Facebook photos revealed he has always been hot.

by lefty1011 October 19, 2013