Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

josie johnson

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet with her charming smile to her beautiful blue eyes and outgoing and to die for personality. She is the girl you could absolutely wish for.

I cant wait to meet my Josie Johnson

by RNKILLER June 2, 2017

Johnson

The last name johnson is the best name you can have. It’s meaning is the son of John . If you get someone with the last name johnson, do not let go of them. JOHNSONS ARE THE BEST

“Who is the best”
“Johnson’s”

by Name and zodiacs July 31, 2022

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021

Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker

Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?

by BootyChode December 19, 2019

Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022