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joe blob

code for a blow job. the joe blob has a classy sound to it and adds a synonym to the small arsenal of words to describe a blow job. its just an overall feel good word.
How the word came to be.

Al: "I just need to get laid."
Zach: "I would just settle for a joe blob."
by Dr. Joe Blob May 8, 2008
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Quick Joe

To perform a Quick Joe is to cum into a woman's mouth quickly while she is yawning, without her necesarrily being ok with it. Can be performed in public places to unknown wemen, which maybe be dangerous though.
Dayuum, listen to this : Joe quick Joe'd Jennifer last night! TWICE!
by Zappy Dawg January 13, 2009
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Joe Pesci

In the game of golf, on the putting green, a "Joe Pesci" is any tough five foot putt.
After sticking his approach onto the green, Jim missed a real nasty Joe Pesci.
by jcodex_13 September 11, 2010
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Joe Gies

Joseph Carlyle Gies is an entrepreneur and avid golfer. Unfortunately one day Joe will not have a hair on his head due to a thing called "male pattern baldness". Joe can be found at any one of the local golf hotspots with his cronies including a small oriental kid. He is also known as Jay, Jason, Jaylord, Joe loves gies and a slew of other names. Joe is also a big fan of Nascar especially Tony Stewart which means that deep down Joe is a ardent Redneck. In the future Joe will most likely work at a movie theater collecting tickets and being "mad sketch". A futile attempt was launched to convice Joe to shave his head and wear a vest.
10 year highschool reunion "Hey Joe Gies, did you shave your head."
Answer "No you asshole."
by El-TIGRE March 29, 2009
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fresher joe

fresher joe got drunk and passed out.
one of the fresher joes is lost
fresher joe travelled the world on his gap year
that fresher joe fell asleep standing up
by skag January 16, 2014
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Immortan Joe

A sex act in which a man ejaculates over his partner's overly exposed toothy smile while exclaiming, "Ride eternal, shiny and chrome!" The partner then enthusiastically declares, "Witness me!"
My girlfriend really helped me out in class today so I gave her an immortan Joe as a thank you.
by Immortan Joe September 21, 2016
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joe brown

i have a joe brown
by joebrown12345erer November 4, 2012
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