NJ is summed up in this quote.
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
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"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a hoagie, not a sub or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
~author unknown
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definitely the most underrated state. Is extremely safe, has good education, but somehow the "armpit of America?"
by just peach e May 30, 2019
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Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.
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"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."
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by real brooklyn March 26, 2017
Get the going to New Jersey mug.Cherry Hill, New Jersey is a town in Camden County. Note that yet the kids are 15 minutes away from Camden, they think they are from there. There are different groups of kids, the Japs who where $300 coats and only nike clothes, the middle class white kids who think that the Japs are snobby when they are halfway there despite that fact that every jew lives in Woodcrest or Short Hills. All the other kids are try to be blacks who are either wealthy black kids or somewhat poor kids who think they are in Camden. The others are white kids who say the N word to other white kids and listen to 3 year old rap songs. Then there are the causally kids and junkies. But don’t even get started with the parents. The starbucks loving assholes who always ask to speak with the manger and would pay to get their dog a massage. All and all it pays to spend unbelievable taxes and still have crappy schools where there are record breaking HIB reports. So if you wanna die snobby, broke and fake asf, come on down to Cherry Hill, you couldn’t live a better place.
by Hello Mom February 20, 2018
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Setting:Baltimore
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga
Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles
(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)
Joe: Hey isnt that guy from jersey.
Pat:Yea he is, lets throw him into oncoming traffic
Joe:Fuck yea lets do it...fuck that nigga
Pat:Damn right...then lets go to roscoes chicken and waffles
(Fuck you Jon Stewart you cabbage eatin bastard. MD REPRESENTIN)
by Letmeholla January 24, 2009
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you will use a "good" players name when talking about "dank" weed. and vice-versa for "bush" weed.
you will use a "good" players name when talking about "dank" weed. and vice-versa for "bush" weed.
1.) "Hey man, you got any Ovechkin jerseys?"
2.) "Hey man, running low on loot, got any JJ Reddick jerseys?"
2.) "Hey man, running low on loot, got any JJ Reddick jerseys?"
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