jerkes

people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party

Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"

by Chester Sinatra June 01, 2013

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING

damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk

by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023

e-jerk off

What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings

dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"

by vand3l August 06, 2008

Jerk

Person who has no explaining for others and has no idea what is going on is rude and mean to other like to just rude Jess bozell

Tyler Coplen is a Jerk to Jess Bozell

by Ilike2eatpussy April 04, 2018

Jerk

someone who is an ass not nice not cool just lame and they feel bad about themselves tho make others feel bad to make them feel better. Someone I know and I know a lot about

See the kid over their he laughs at me blows kisses to me the other day he held my hand with out permission he is one super jerk

by Swanny February 08, 2018

Jerk

Chris Bartel

Chris Bartel is a jerk.

by AP U.S. History Is #1 #Mod11 December 31, 2018

Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.

Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.

by SexGod92821021 August 03, 2023