jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.

Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?

by Frozen5110 July 7, 2019

sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019

Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019

jerking the dice

When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.

"C'mon man, just roll it! Stop jerking the dice!"

by Saqvobase March 3, 2019

The Jerk-Stun

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.

Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.

by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019

Walkin Jerk

When you walk around and jerk your dick off in public!

Yo... just saw a walkin jerk on queen west bruv! Intense look he had in his eye I felt for his dick!

by Uncle Sam’s Kitchen April 15, 2019