a complete dog, will lie about his ex who lives down the road, will love bomb you, will try to sleep with all his hb girls, acts so amazing and perfect but we all know he watches gay porn.
by karkar101 April 21, 2025
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by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019
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Unlike his famously named counterpart Jason's around the world are known as the one who will build up his friends and family and not cut them down.
Jason's are strong and ridiculously intelligent. Always thinking on his feet and problem solving with record speed.
Jason's are so filled with love and they love to love.
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