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Lyle's Law

A term used by people who solve the NYT's daily crossword to point out the fact that the revealer to a puzzle's theme has a high likelyhood of being in the bottom-right corner.
Just like Lyle's Law indicates, the revealer for today's puzzle was in the southeastern corner today, 3 spaces above the bottom border of the puzzle.
by Crow14 June 20, 2022
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Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.
Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”
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ternent's law

A law of music which states that no song about the floor, the club or putting your hands up in the air, etc can be audially pleasing. Comical songs may be exempt from the law.
person 1 - "that new song about the club is horrible"
person 2 - "it was bound to be, its ternent's law"
by baz45 March 14, 2013
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Freetard's Law

As an Internet discussion loosely related to home computers grows longer, the probablility of someone mentioning Linux approaches 1.
An example of Freetard's Law in a heavily-summarized forum discussion
Person A: "Hey, does anyone know why GZDoom freezes after around 20 minutes of gameplay on my setup?"
...
Person B: "Yeah, have you tried this build of GZDoom optimized for your line of GPUs?"
Person A: "Not yet, but I will, thanks."
Person C: "This isn't even a problem if you have a half-decent window manager on Linux."
by plastithottie 1.0 March 29, 2022
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Kayla’s law

When you see something on the internet that reminds you of them because they are obsessed with it, so you have to show them.
I saw this funny meme and I had to share it with you because Kayla’s law
by izanagi420 December 26, 2020
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Daddy Law

A term used in DD/bg BDSM relationships which the Daddy uses to explain to the baby girl why she must listen and do as she's told.
Her: Where does it say you're the boss?
Him: It's Daddy Law.
by TheDaddyBear November 25, 2020
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Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.
by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019
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