second-hand noise

Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.

Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020

Second Reality

used to describe any simulated world or game in which life is perfect

Man: My life is depressing. I'm going to enter Second Reality.
*clicks*
Female Voice: WELCOME TO SECOND REALITY

by BlueAidMan April 25, 2015

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

by VicenaryCave February 28, 2019

Second Base

also known as Corey Seager.

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy

by nut4dgr July 11, 2020