Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.

Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.

by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023

book

code word for “steal”

1: Let’s go book some shit
2: don’t say that so loud!
1: why?!
2: some people know it means steal!!!

by Nuhtella June 30, 2018

Book-slapped

When a person's reputation, relationships, social standing, or life in general is destroyed via Facebook.

His wife posted how he got caught cheating on his Facebook page. She Book-slapped him good!

by C. Mac December 24, 2010

The Books of Rancid Nasties

It's a series of books that serve as doctrines for the Lupearian faith. It is believed that the Lupearians came into existence around 334 BC and influenced the homosexual behaviors exhibited in ancient Greece.

The Books of Rancid Nasties, hold the knowledge of endless homosexual rituals that are preformed by sworn in Lupearians.

It is speculated that the last living decadent of the Lupearians, lurks in the Southern most tip of Texas, that continues to uphold the rituals of the Books of Rancid Nasties.

Last sighting of an Alpba Lupearian, was in an Allied US cave and is awaiting to convert the next dirty jerbear to continue the belief of the Lupearians.

I prayed over the Books of Rancid Nasties, and was enlightened by the wisdom of the Lupearians.

by Charles J. Joans March 4, 2021

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

book lucky

Being book lucky is when you either know nothing about a topic, or are just generally dumb, but still manage to get a good grade/ace a class or test anyway. generally applies when said 'book lucky' person has this happen to them a lot.

"Oh man, Jesse is so book lucky! I live with him. He can't cook ramen by himself, But he keeps getting A's on his tests."

by Louisxox March 18, 2016

Book a reride

You and your partner have already fucked once and you're hardon is back and you're ready to do it again so you mount up and go at it.

From rodeo slang; to ride or reride; either the ride was so much fun you want to repeat it or so bad you want to see if you can do it better.

After a quickie they both fell asleep and when he woke up his hardon was back so he rolled her over and booked a reride.

"Man that was a sweet piece of ass." "I'm gonna book a reride."

by seemymick January 9, 2017