Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

Beach Front

Another word used to descibe the weakest of the weak of marijuana you will ever smoke ! Founded in California, commonly used in Atwater Village ! Dont ever ever ever buy this typa bud, you will regret it !

I aint smoking no Beach Front ! tf are you thinking?

by 666OGKUSHMASTERBUBBA666 July 16, 2011

Beach-bate

To masturbate while at the beach, preferably under a towel or blanket.

Joe: Looks like that guy is masturbatting?
Me:Beach-bate. He is beach-batting

by 0lorin January 14, 2019

beach brutus

Smells like deck donkey

Have you played fortnite theres beach brutus

by picklerick019 June 29, 2021

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

labrewna beach

Two gals taking on this crazy world one day at a time.

Gal 1: Is it labrewna beach?
Gal 2: Yes! I'll get the beer.

by justagalbeingagal September 21, 2017